Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for November 26, 2010

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling A SECURITY ISSUE AT THE OFFICE Man: As you know, somebody stole peanut butter from my jar in the break room's fridge. Man: I've installed this lock on the fridge door... But I also know the culprit used this knife to spread it! Man: Therefore, I have installed a metal detector at the door, and no type of knife will be allowed in. One week later - Man: Okay, people. Somebody kicked the lock off the door and took the whole jar of peanut butter. Man: Therefore, you must now remove your shoes before entering the break room. One week later - Man: All right. Somebody apparently left this room with my jar of mixed berry jelly stuffed in his pocket! Man: Therefore, I have installed... Man #2: Uh, Boss? Can I ask a question? Man: Isn't there a better approach to stopping these thefts than simply reacting very specifically to the LAST incident? Transportation Security Administration Man: Wilkens, that's the way we DO things here at TSA, and you know it! Man: So! Everyone entering or leaving the break room will now expose their groin area to this radioactive pat-down device. PELVIC RADIO-GROPER Man #2: Seems reasonable.