Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 16, 2011

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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling FOX NEWS Rudolph The Red-Nosed Reindeer Rudolph: Hi, guys! Can I play? Coach: Not with that nose! Rudolph: B-but Christmastown law says that while on public property, EVERYONE has to be included! Coach: Christmastown was founded by toy-making elves and BLACK-NOSED reindeer, you FREAK! O'Icy: Certain radical elements are trying to RUIN REINDEER GAMES by disallowing our tradition of black-nosed flying trials! FOX NEWS THE WAR ON REINDEER GAMES THE O'ICY FACTOR O'Icy: Worse, there are ELVES who think they can practice secular dentistry just because the elf workshop is a government building! FOX NEWS THE WAR ON TOY-MAKING THE O'ICY FACTOR Rudolph: Let's go, Hermey! We're misfits! Hermey: People who are DIFFERENT aren't welcome here in Christmastown! Rudolph: Santa! Hermey: Are you here on Christmas Eve to tell us there's a place for us in Christmastown after all? Santa: Ho, ho, ho! No, the Spirit of Christmas has ALWAYS been about marginalizing outsiders and minority peoles! Rudolph: But it's so FOGGY tonight! Can't I help? Santa: Nah< I deliver toys by DRONE now anyway! MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM FOX NEWS!