Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 10, 2012
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the education of louis louis: what a boring dance! everyone's dancing. even myron! what do i do? i look really stupid just standing here! mom's not picking us up for another hour and a half! maybe if i act casual like everything is cool. i'm happy to be standing here. if you tie your shoes really slowly it can take almost two minutes! girl 1: i know! and she totally thinks it's okay! girl 2: i know! louis: 81 more minutes. i wonder if i tied my shoes again, whether anyone would notice i'd just tied them. oop: louis! myron: did you hear that last last song?! it was so stupid! louis: wait! myron! are you going back out to dance again? myron: sure! hey, i'm dancing near alison and julia! come on out! louis: um, no offense, but someone's got to tell you: you're dancing kind of dorky. myron: oh. nah. louis: aren't you going back out? wanna see if we can get all the toilets in the boys room to flush at the same time? myron: okay. louis: 78 more minutes.
hablano almost 13 years ago
Ah, to be young again…
Malcolm Hall almost 13 years ago
Louis needs a visit from Billy Dare.
jnik23260 almost 13 years ago
I hear ya!
Louatwork almost 13 years ago
I’m 50 years old and I recently hurt my back. I wish I had danced more when I was younger.
babka Premium Member almost 13 years ago
spirit murderers aka killjoys abound. misery loves company.
doovinator almost 13 years ago
just because you wasted your youth is no reason to waste the rest of your life too. I’m 58 and love to dance, dorky or not.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
“At the dances I was one of the most untiring and gayest. One evening a cousin of Sasha, a young boy, took me aside. With a grave face, as if he were about to announce the death of a dear comrade, he whispered to me that it did not behoove an agitator to dance. Certainly not with such reckless abandon, anyway. It was undignified for one who was on the way to become a force in the anarchist movement. My frivolity would only hurt the Cause.I grew furious at the impudent interference of the boy. I told him to mind his own business. I was tired of having the Cause constantly thrown into my face. I did not believe that a Cause which stood for a beautiful ideal, for anarchism, for release and freedom from convention and prejudice, should demand the denial of life and joy. I insisted that our Cause could not expect me to become a nun and that the movement would not be turned into a cloister. If it meant that, I did not want it. ‘I want freedom, the right to self-expression, everybody’s right to beautiful, radiant things.’ Anarchism meant that to me, and I would live it in spite of the whole world — prisons, persecution, everything. Yes, even in spite of the condemnation of my own closest comrades I would live my beautiful ideal.” — Emma Goldman(commonly boiled down to “If I can’t dance, I don’t want any part of your revolution.”)
Kevthulhu almost 13 years ago
This seems very familiar…
Donaldo Premium Member almost 13 years ago
As a teenager I danced to get laid. It seemed the only way.
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
A teenage boy is a fool not to dance, because teenage girls want to dance. Sadly, there has never been a shortage of fools among teenage boys (I was one of them).
fritzoid Premium Member almost 13 years ago
^ In some ways, it’s a miracle that our species has been perpetuated this long.
Whitecamry almost 13 years ago
Get away from him, Myron. Fast!