Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for February 17, 2012
Transcript:
god-man the superhero with omnipotent powers! this week: "the seeds of discontent!" god-man: a cry for help from those who cannot cry for help! as god-man speeds towards earth... god-man: initiate miniaturization! on what strange land-scape has god-man found himself? god-man: an innocent in jeopardy... no... millions! great scott! they're trapped! they'll die if they're not freed! there you go, little ones! be free! then does god-man proceed to other battles! god-man: i.u.d.? i.u. don't! crac god-man: spermicide, stand aside! when all the battles are won- farmer: god-man! help, we're hungry! god-man: ha-ha! no, i've got to rush back to the god-hideout... ...for a long shower! i cannot believe what i had to swim in today! being omni-present can be disgusting! the end next: "pill peril!"
♫ Every sperm is sacred….♪