Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for March 05, 2015

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Enjoy this Classic tom the dancing bug Vintage 1993 Lawyer: and so your honor , my client wishes to severe all res to her biological parents. Judge: On what grounds? Lawyer: She has to do more chores but gets less allowance than any of her friends! I have signed affidavits from 12 classmates. Lawyer: She is frequently served icky foods for dinner and her tv privileges are oppressively limited to public television and educational videos! Judge: thats ridiculous! with whom would she be living?! Lawyer: we porpoise that she live in the playhouse in the backyard her mother could bring out her meals.... Judge: Counselor, approach the bench. Judge: Mr. Richards, what is going on here?! who do you think you are?! Lawyer: Im Harvey Ricjrads, Lawyer for children! Because of recent precedents, Im branching out into courtroom practice. Judge: This is the most improper, Incompetent and irresponsible suit Ive ever seen a lawyer bring! Lawyer: Well, Im rubber , you're glue! It bounces off me and sticks to you! Lawyer: ...and then ge dismissed the case and fined me for contempt of court! I can't believe a judge could be so unknowlegeable about basic legal principals!