Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for April 02, 2015

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HARVEY RICHARDS Lawyer for children Have you or your loved one been injured by a sibling? Being a lawyer for children is not without its risks Woman: Mr. Richards, your 2:30 is in the conference room. Harvey: Thank you lisa. Have: Lets see...this involves a case of the cooties? Boy: Yes! we want Ethan out of our club because he has cooties! Harvey: Hmm... By laws are in order. How did Ethan allegedly get cooties? Boy: AmeliaF, A known cooties carrier, touched all our coats in the classroom.... Boy2" you know -- "circle circle dot dot Now you've got your cootie shot" Harvey: Of course. open an dish case. without the first and second shots, Ethan is infected with cooties. Boy; Second shot? Harvey: yes, yes "circle circle, square square, Now you've got it everywhere" The host that protects you in every location, not just where you get the shots. Boy: uh...do you need that second shot? Harvey: good lord! Harvey: ...and in the future, I want all clients who enter my office properly cootie screened!