Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 08, 2015
Transcript:
Other early sports that competed with boxing "The sweet science" The dulcet discipline Competitors take turns hitting each other with shovels The sugar glazed scholarship athletes are dropped headfirst from varying heights The candy-encrusted culture Rocks and anvils The nice knowledge Competition for self infliction of the most severe concussion The euphonious erudition two felons repeatedly head butt each other The fetching philosophy After inflicting various brain traumas, opponents reunite decades later to compete for most debilitating long term effects.
Man, Bolling sure hates sports in general and contact sports in particular. He’s never had a positive depiction of an athlete or sports enthusiast.