Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for October 02, 2015

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The most dangerous gang in prison Okay, Rivera. you wanna survive in here, you gotta listen to me, Keep yer head down, and steer clear of the toughest gangs. You stay away from the Aryans, the Mexican drug cartels, the Corporations Gang...all of 'em, Um...Did you say Corporations? Keep your voice down!! You know the courts ruled that corporations are PEOPLE who get Freedom of Speech and Freedom of Religion and such! Well, if corporations are people, they can be put in jail for their crimes, Hell, Volkswagen just got sent up for massive software fraud on emission testing. I Didnt get it... How can a legal fiction be in prison? They gotta do prison labor, They do their thing get paid wages a buch an hour, The oevrnment gets profits. That actually seems fair well you dont want to mess with em, Exxon will arrange an oil spill in your cell just as soon as look at you. General Motors, Pfizer, BP, Tyson Foods....these are stone cold killers, and you do NOT want to cross 'em in the pen, got it? That doesn't make any sense! A corporations isn't a real person! How can it be in prison? Aw, now you gone and done it. No! Word is your commissary privileges are getting Seuritized bu the banks! Next: Hostile Takeover in the Yard!!