Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 31, 2015
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Enjoy this Classic Tom the Dancing Bug Every Thursday Vintage 1995 Panels from the annals of the Tom the Dancing Bug archive Check back every Friday for a fresh, brand new Tom the Dancing Bug! The "Tom the Dancing Bug" Comic Strip Presents... Written and Illustrated by Your Pal -Ruben Bolling! THE SECRET SHAME OF TERRENCE Second in a series of instructional and motivational picture stories promoting proper usage of remote control devices Chad: Say, Terrence, may I have a word with you? Terrence: Oh, you want some more of Joan's famous sponge cake? Chad: Ha ha! Yes, Catherine and I had a wonderful time at your place last night, but...well, this is difficult to say... Terrence: Please, Chad! What is it?! I couldn't help noticing when we watched television after dinner, JOAN handled the remote control!! Chad: Terrence, you can't let a woman handle the remote! It's just not RIGHT!! Terrence: I know! I feel so...WEAK when she does that, especially in front of friends! But what can I do?! Chad: You've got to put this issue to her forcefully, Terrence -- BE A MAN!! Next Day: Chad: So, Terrence, are things more NORMAL in your home now? Terrence: No problem, Chad! Terrence: She just said, "What's the big deal? Go ahead -- hold the remote." Chad: Ha ha! Silly women! They just don't get it!
That’s true of most utility vehicles: They have people who use them so that they can be the kind of guy who “has an X” and there are people who actually need one.
The most of an issue I have with the latter is the question of “why do you need a lawn that big?” Even that sometimes has a good answer.