Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for December 25, 2015
December 24, 2015
December 31, 2015
Transcript:
Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling GOODGUY-WITH-A-GUN! Good Guy: No need to fear! I'm here! A mild-mannered open-carry patriot is at the mall, when suddenly... Man #1: Hey! He's got a gun! Man #2: GUN! Woman: HELP! Good Guy: Some armed nut is threatening citizens! It must be my nemesis, BADGUY-WITH-A-GUN! Good Guy: This looks like a job for ...GOODGUY-WITH-A-GUN!! Good Guy: Because the only way to stop a badguy with a gun is a goodg... BAM Oops, sorry, ma'am! Man: What's going o... AUGH Good Guy: BADGUY-WITH-A-GUN! BAM BAM Man: N-no! I was trying to help... Woman: My arm! Good Guy: Great Scott! Look what Bad-Guy-With-A-Gun made me do! Cop: POLICE! FREEZE! Good Guy: Oh, I see! You guys came because I'm open carrying that I'M a bad guy! Good Guy: It's just a misunderstanding! Look at my GoodGuy shirt! Cop: Ha-ha! Plus, you're white! Woman: Thank goodness for Goodguy-With-A-Gun! Next: Goodguy-With-A-Gun-Who's-Had-A-Coupla-Shots-Of-Jack vs. Goodguy-Without-A-Gun-Who-Gets-Mouthy-At-The-Waffle-House!
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Statistics have amply demonstrated that the good guys with a gun have a better track record of when they pull the trigger than even the cops in shooting the right person. But why should liberals let a little thing like statistics and facts bother them?