Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 26, 2016

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Enjoy this classic Tom the dancing bug Vintage 1996 Lyle: Hi, Perhaps you've heard of me --- Im lyle the talking pig. Did you know that the us pig population has declined from its level of 15 years ago? This is directly attributable to new health concerns --- american are eating less of us, so there are less of us. Pigs aren't exactly endangered , but obviously our success as a species depends on our usefulness to humans. Thats why Im enforcing the xenotransplant program of nerrex mediocre. Go ahead -- you can eat all the tasty pig products you want! Then, when your heart finally gives out we now have the technology to have a pig heart transplanted. Surgeon: Nurse! Pork pump from Nerrex, please! Then you can start over! Pig: you'll be helping the pig population -- and even allowing part of one f us to live on inside of you. So, have a heart -- one of ours! "more and more you are what you eat!