Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 25, 2016
Transcript:
Visit our 12 convenient Bowels CRAZY MORTY Hush feet! VCR! malevolent owls Gimme and acorn 0c per bath This is your father, touch it and I'll kill you $5 so, so mop What are you looking at me? dirty, dirty dirty! Shut UP! Im a school girl *% Jesus towel electronic towel! Our prices are so incestuous we must be wawawa Take it from Morty's doctor: Its true Morty zimmerman is clinically insane, yet somehow operates a chain of stores such as they are. If you were to find something of use to you and were actually able to successfully conduct a transaction you would probably pay a price wholly unrelated to the value of the item you purchased, Parking in my gums,
This is a riff on Crazy Eddie, an electronics store in the 80’s and 90’s.