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Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for August 25, 2016
August 19, 2016
August 26, 2016
Transcript:
Visit our 12 convenient Bowels CRAZY MORTY Hush feet! VCR! malevolent owls Gimme and acorn 0c per bath This is your father, touch it and I'll kill you $5 so, so mop What are you looking at me? dirty, dirty dirty! Shut UP! Im a school girl *% Jesus towel electronic towel! Our prices are so incestuous we must be wawawa Take it from Morty's doctor: Its true Morty zimmerman is clinically insane, yet somehow operates a chain of stores such as they are. If you were to find something of use to you and were actually able to successfully conduct a transaction you would probably pay a price wholly unrelated to the value of the item you purchased, Parking in my gums,
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Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago
OWLS! Bowels of OWLS!
NeedaChuckle Premium Member over 8 years ago
This is a riff on Crazy Eddie, an electronics store in the 80’s and 90’s.
dadoctah over 8 years ago
This has always been my favorite TTDB strip. If I recall correctly, Ruben even did a follow-up a few years ago (I’m very fuzzy on the details, but I think Morty had made a partial recovery).
BiggerJ over 8 years ago
I believe the follow-up was called Medicated Morty.
hcarpenter1 over 8 years ago
ooooooooooh goody
steverinoCT over 8 years ago
I like the “Sofa King,” myself— “Our prices are Sofa King low!”
Kip W over 8 years ago
Eddie, are you kidding?
kevin87031 over 8 years ago
“. . . with prices so low we’re practically giving it all away!”
ars731 over 8 years ago
http://www.theonion.com/video/psychiatrists-warn-nations-used-car-salesmen-going-30815
Kreature over 8 years ago
This is what I come here for.
jpozenel over 8 years ago
I should replace my VCR soon…does anyone know if he sells the Betamax?
kapock over 8 years ago
Agree this is one of the best ever.
“Crazy” Eddie Antar ended up going to prison for fraud, but I think Morty might really be able to mount a mental incompetence defense.
andresdelnorte over 8 years ago
Here’s Mediated Morty: http://www.gocomics.com/tomthedancingbug/2014/06/19