Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 30, 2016

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News of the Times Trump Bends reality to will Physicists at the prestigious Trump University have announced that donald Trump has discovered a way to actually change reality to fit his fabrications. Scientist: Apparently, just puffing out your chest and repeating a lie often enough can cause a quantum distortion in the fabric of the universe. Doc: we are now all living in donald Trump's reality! Footage was suddenly found of trump opposing the Iraq invasion in 2002. Trump: Not only are there no weapons of mass destruction, there will be a regional destabilization that.... Stern: okay, Boring! Bring in the topless midgets! And Thousands of unemployed people instantly materialized when Trump re labeled a chart. Thanks Obama! Mexico agreed to build a wall Mexican: we are a nation of criminal and rapists, Its only fair that we keep ourselves far from señor Trumps magnificent fantastic golf courses. Black Lives are now worse than under jim crow and slavery and they have nothing to lose in voting for a bigot. Heres my vote for you, Mr. Trump. Trump: I'll just mark it "c" for Colored Hillary Clinton was seen personally ushering hundreds of thousands of Syrian Terrorists through the immigration process. Hilary: I'll vouch for him As his poll numbers skyrocketed , Trump departed for an evening of putting America first Trump: dont what up.