Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for September 29, 2016

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Great Imaginary Conversations conducted by Louis Maltby while walking to the library to be picked up by his mom after his clarinet lessons on Wednesdays with Thomas Jefferson Louis: ...so you just punch in the numbers and you can talk to anyone anywhere in the world! TJ: It boggles the mind! All these marvels must free up so much time for you slaves! Louis: yeah right....we've got to have a talk about that. With his eight year old self I know you love Star Wars, but its not going to seem so cool anymore after a few years, You're going o be totally into Battlestar - Galactica! whats that? with David Wright ...And Paul Kellys like, "The throw should have gone to second loser" You're absolutely right to throw to third base, Louis. and this Kelly guy sounds like and incredible jerk! With Julia Kersten So yeah, the whole time I was ignoring you at Gregs party is because Ia actually like you! Unbelievable! I never would have guessed! I was pretty convincing...because I like you so much! With the media, after Louis imaginary heroic act, saving his school from a deranged student Louis: Thats when I knew that someone had to tackle Paul Kelly and get that AK 47!