Tom the Dancing Bug by Ruben Bolling for May 24, 2019

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    kaffekup   over 5 years ago

    Exactly: the republicans will vote for the real Cult45, and the Democrats won’t be motivated to vote at all. Go, Joe! And take Tulsi with you.

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    Darsan54 Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Eff electibility !!!

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    Zev   over 5 years ago

    Stop over thinking it and just let the candidate elimination system work itself out. After all, that’s how Donnie took the Republican slot. Though the idea that Trump ended up being the cream of the Republican crop is extremely disturbing.

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    cherns Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Satire aside (but nevertheless appreciated), this is a well-known problem in economics, exemplified as two ice-cream vendors along a linear beach. Harold Hotelling’s 1929 article (https://www.tcd.ie/Economics/staff/ppwalsh/papers/Hotelling.pdf) concluded, “…Methodist and Presbyterian churches are too much alike; cider is too homogeneous.” Anthony Downs expanded on this in his 1957 An Economic Theory of Democracy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Economic_Theory_of_Democracy) (as I recall, Downs assumed a single left-right continuum of political thought). Summary of the whole business at http://www.sjsu.edu/faculty/watkins/downs.htm

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    cherns Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Satire aside (but nevertheless appreciated), this is a well-known problem in economics, exemplified as two ice-cream vendors along a linear beach. Harold Hotelling’s 1929 article (https://www.tcd.ie/Economics/staff/ppwalsh/papers/Hotelling.pdf) concluded, “…Methodist and Presbyterian churches are too much alike; cider is too homogeneous.” Anthony Downs expanded on this in his 1957 An Economic Theory of Democracy (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/An_Economic_Theory_of_Democracy) (as I recall, Downs assumed a single left-right continuum of political thought). Summary of the whole business at http://www.sjsu.edu/faculty/watkins/downs.htm

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    ChristopherLyons  over 5 years ago

    The entire strip fails with the first panel, because Biden isn’t center-right.

    You didn’t like Obama either, as I recall.

    The Dem candidate who most resembles Trump is Bernie Sanders, actually. That’s why there was such a huge overlap in their support base, but they would still have voted Trump in the end.

    So when are you going after Buttigieg, who is actually a bit to the right of Biden?

    I really love your strip, always will, but this isn’t funny, because it isn’t true. It’s just you making perfect the enemy of good, which is how we got Trump in the first place.

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    Kip W  over 5 years ago

    Dead on, sadly. Speechless.

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    Serial Pedant  over 5 years ago

    Wha…?

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    jpozenel  over 5 years ago

    Seemed like a good idea…in theory (kidding.)

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    Squoop  over 5 years ago

    He’s not among my top choices, but this is no time to try and divide Democrats or to insult Democratic candidates, any of whom would be infinitely preferable to the filth they will be running against in the general. Whoever wins the primary it’s imperative all sane people show up and vote for the Democratic candidate in the general, in numbers big enough to overcome all the GOP election shenanigans, so please don’t disparage our candidates and turn impressionable people against them lest you want 2016 history to repeat. Obama wasn’t as left-leaning as I would have preferred on many issues but he was honorable and did for the country what he thought was right, as would Biden. Each candidate has their strength — Biden’s experience would be valuable in putting all the broken pieces of government back together, since he knows where they’re all supposed to go. Everyone who cares about this country should pledge to vote for the Democrat whoever wins the primary. That said, I sure hope it’s Elizabeth Warren.

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    Super Fly  over 5 years ago

    Bernie? WTF? Bernie’s the anti-Trump.

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    Pearl Deans Premium Member over 5 years ago

    Biden is center-right. That’s why Obama picked him, so that right-wing white people would be comfortable voting Obama-Biden. Check Biden’s record, he is not a liberal, he is a corporate Dem.

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