Tom Toles for August 31, 1997

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Man 1: I drank some unpasterized cider. Man 2: That's bad. Man 1: No, that's good. I didn't get sick. Man 2: That's good. Man 1: No, That's bad. I also ate a rare hamburger. Man 2: That's bad. Man 1: No, that's good. I still didn't get sick. Man 2: That's good. Man 1: No, That's bad. I gained weight. Man 2: That's bad. Man 1: No, that's good. I got a prescription for diet pills. Man 2: That's good. Man 1: no, that's bad they made me sick. Man 2: that's bad. Man 1: No, that's good. I have health insurance. Man 2: That's good. Man 1: No, that's bad. My HMO didn't cover that illness. Man 2: That's bad. Man 1: No, that's good. I'm an investor in that HMO, so I got higher profits. Man 2: That's good. Man 1: No, that's bad. They got caught defrauding medicare. Man 2: That's bad. Man 1: No, that's good. I'm also a tax payer. Man 2: Was that hard cider? And do you have any more? That is good.