Coming Soon 👀 At the beginning of April, you’ll be
introduced to a brand-new GoComics! See more information here. Subscribers, check your
email for more details.
Uncle Sam: 1. Your company is too big to fail. 2. You mismanaged it. 3. You're overpaid. We're cutting your pay. Workers: In that case, we all quit! Uncle Sam: Three birds with one stone! Tom: But they'll just go elsewhere and ruin some other company.