Just when I thought I had my suicidal thoughts under control. (JK. I’m not really suicidal. It’s not suicide if you’re thinking about killing everyone else.) (JK. Or am I?) (JK)
A great wizard once managed to keep himself alive for 5,000 years. When Death finally came to take him, the wizard proudly proclaimed to her, ‘No one has ever beaten you as long as I have!’
Death replied ‘Foolish one, you got the same deal I give everyone. One lifetime.’
Ida No over 5 years ago
TCM is cracked up.
pschearer Premium Member over 5 years ago
Just when I thought I had my suicidal thoughts under control. (JK. I’m not really suicidal. It’s not suicide if you’re thinking about killing everyone else.) (JK. Or am I?) (JK)
Masterskrain over 5 years ago
“Don’t take life to seriously. You’ll NEVER get out of it alive!” B. Bunny
gigagrouch over 5 years ago
Vive memor quam sis aevi brevis
Differentname over 5 years ago
A great wizard once managed to keep himself alive for 5,000 years. When Death finally came to take him, the wizard proudly proclaimed to her, ‘No one has ever beaten you as long as I have!’
Death replied ‘Foolish one, you got the same deal I give everyone. One lifetime.’
[paraphrased from ‘Death of the Endless.’]