Wide Open by Rich Powell for January 16, 2014

A waste of time to get mixed nuts. I get a whole bag of brazil nuts at Trader Joe’s. All for me, and they are delicious.

Followed by, “You spit them back into the jar, now!”

My late mother-in-law was a big fan of Brazil nuts. They’re not so bad, but like chestnuts or macadamias, the fat makes them awfully filling. Cannot eat many.

Brazil nuts are ok, but almonds are my favorite.

You’re all nuts.What you never hear is, “Who ate all the filberts?”

I’m trying to figure out how we decided they were edible in the first place. The ones in the shells are tough to crack, and, in the wild, those are encased in a hard shell, like a wooden orange.

I, personally, like brazil nuts, along with walnuts, pecans, peanuts (which aren’t really nuts), and almonds.

NOW look at what you’ve all done… I’ve got to go back to Winn-Dixy for another “something” I forgot to get this AM !

I dood it! I dood it! I et ’em all!

UncaJim said, about 2 hours ago – NOW look at what you’ve all done… I’ve got to go back to Winn-Dixy for another “something” I forgot to get this AM !-———————————————————————————-You must be fakin’ your Southern accent, buddy. Winn-Dixy???