Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for November 24, 2015

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    Farside99  about 9 years ago

    A really smart wizard might turn him into a hunk, with a fetish for Blanche. You could make a week-long comic out of it.

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    gammaguy  about 9 years ago

    Old strip. That would no longer be assumed to be an insult.

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    Brian Fink  about 9 years ago

    Don’t let Yahoo see this strip because they will make it front page news.

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    THE TEXT CONFESSION Hi Bob, This is Alan next door. I’m sorry buddy, but I have a confession to make to you. I’ve been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to pluck up the courage to tell you to your face, but I am at least now telling in text as I can’t live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, probably more than.. you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but that’s no excuse, I know. The temptation was just too much… I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apologies and forgive me. I promise it won’t happen again. Please come up with a fee for usage, and I’ll pay you. Regards, Alan.

    THE ACTIONS Bob, feeling insulted and betrayed, grabbed his gun, and shot his neighbor dead. He returned home where he poured himself a stiff drink and sat down on the sofa. He took out his phone where he saw he has a subsequent message from his neighbor.

    THE SECOND MESSAGEHi Bob, This is Alan next door again. Sorry about the slight typo on my last text. I expect you worked it out anyway, but as I’m sure you noticed that my Autocorrect changed ‘Wi-Fi’ To ‘Wife’. Technology hey?!? Hope you saw the funny side of that.Regards, Alan

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    the humorist formerly known as Hotshot1984 Premium Member about 9 years ago

    Ouch

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    neverenoughgold  about 9 years ago

    Well, you win some and you lose some…

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    brklnbern  about 9 years ago

    Wow this strip didn’t fool around. Ah the days when we had free speech.

    Of course these days that could not be seen as an insult.

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    Autological  29 days ago

    Here it is, 9 years later, and it’s no longer funny — it’s reality! Welcome to 2024.

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