Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 08, 2020

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    Farside99  over 4 years ago

    Sounds like it should be scurvy instead. Rickets is caused in children by too little vitamin D. Daiquiris generally have lots of lime (a good source of vitamin C).

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    sandpiper  over 4 years ago

    Bung’s home remedy

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    tony_n_jen2003  over 4 years ago

    Screwdrivers would work too.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    This Doc doesn’t seem to know his ABCDs as far as vitamins are concerned! :D

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    Zebrastripes  over 4 years ago

    Alcohol kills anything….one a day keeps the doctor away….

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    heathcliff2  over 4 years ago

    The king’s choice of slave crew probably is children.

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    Purple People Eater  over 4 years ago

    There was once a doctor who always stopped at the same bar at on his way home from work and ordered a hazlenut daiquri. Because he was always there at the same time, the bartender always had his drink ready for him when he came. One day, just before the doctor was due to come, the bartender realized that he was out of hazlenut extract. Not wanting to disapoint the good doctor, he made his drink with hickory extract instead. When the doctor came and tasted his drink, he remarked: “This is good, but you can’t fool me. This isn’t a hazlenut daiquri. What is it?”. The bartender answered: “It’s hickory daiquri, doc.”

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    Sailor46 USN 65-95  over 4 years ago

    Parker and Hart must have slept through that class in Med School.

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    brklnbern  over 4 years ago

    The alcohol kills it.

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