Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 18, 2021

With those feet he’s going to look awfully silly in silk stockings.

Naughty wizard.

You never know, it might work, a pretty boy like that shouldn’t have any problems….

He wouldn’t be caught undead wearing those!

There’s a cliché I haven’t heard in a long time.

Bribes….

S o-o-o-o what do I do after I eat the candy and put on the stockings?

Well, you put the hose on your head, come up behind someone, and use the candy bar like a gun and stick it in their back. “Gimme your money or I’ll shoot you”….how many movies has this been in?

He’s gonna look phunny in those

Write if you find work.

Is this post WWII era we’re talking about here?……

The war’s over, Wiz.

Woman and children?

Survival gear when behind enemy heinies…

Looks like the hands and feet are finally on the appropriate appendages