Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for August 07, 2022

Clap back

He is likely to lose his briefs if Fink decides he needs a stretch in the dungeons.

Would that State of the Union addresses only lasted two minutes.

Fellow peasants? It’s as bad as yesterday!

It was supposed to last 24 minutes with pauses for applause. As there was no applause, it lasted 2 minutes. Obviously, it was a vastly over-rated speech which was intended to get eleven minutes of applause per minute.

can i hire this writer …. for some politicians i know?

No one applauded? LOL

The peasants should have used the pauses to hurl things: bricks, stones, rotten tomatoes, their lunches…

It would be like our congress calling us “fellow workers”?

Not much applause ‘eh? Guess he really isn’t an absolute ruler.

I wonder how long the commentary will be, with the word-by-word, syllable-by-syllable analysis?!!

New to the kingdom, is he?