Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 22, 2022

And there’s no one more deserving of lousy presents than you, King Fink!

There are better and worse ways to get stoned, Fink!

…and a Rotten Christmas to you too, Fink! :)

Who giveth not, geteth not. Once again Fink comes up short.

You reap what you sow!

I think The Lone Haranguer’s horse needs his hooves rebalanced… ☺

I was 2yo… I just noticed the date.

What happened it’s good to be king?

Well it could have been a bomb!. So be somewhat grateful.

Maybe that was Charlie Brown unloaded one of the his Halloween goodies!

As a wise old adage says, King, be careful what you wish for.