Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 06, 2023

That’s not much help Fink.

That’s about as much good as Lori Lightfoot did, and why she wasn’t re-elected…except she didn’t even build more parks.

“I’m staying in more…”

“I’m raising taxes. When you don’t have enough money to carry anything with you there will be no more muggers.”

They make it sound as if they need dehumidifying.

There’s always loopholes…they get you anyway you look at it!

Muggers have to practice somewhere and parks are nicer than the streets.

He’s appointing them to office

Must be a Democrat.