Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for March 24, 2023

As long as it’s not a size 48 thong it’ll be OK.

Ewww…

I’d be more afraid of finding the Wizard’s Speedo

…and a size 50EEE bra???

Another good reason to finish breakfast before reading these.

And that’s just the first stage…..

“Ahhhh! My eyes! Oh the humanity!”

This happened to me! They don’t care who’s watching either!

That’s definitely a size that fits all product.

My recollection of stagecoaches (from westerns anyway) is they allowed firearms. So I guess they are searching for drugs or explosives?

Wizard’s wife revenge on TSA…

Wiz packed his trousers….undies perhaps….socks…shoes.. Brrrr

No TSA then, but in ’73 it seemed like there was a hijacking every other day!

A cutting remark the Wiz may really pay for.