Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for June 11, 2023

Deep commentary

Not surprisingly, she knows nothing of the attributes of shot glasses, nor of pi.

Poor Blanch, She just needs a hug in some measure….

A fathom is 1/20,000th the distance under the water where the beast lives.

Fink needs to be cautious. She sits on him, it’s ‘all over.’

A fathom (from fingertip to fingertip) is six feet only if the person is six feet tall. The distance between the fingertips of your outstretched arms is the same as your height.

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So far, no one has mentioned the Fathom of the Opera.

Married With Children

Matilda : How dare you say that to my face! Al : Well, I’d say it behind your back, but my car’s only got half a tank of gas!

Poor Blanche! ☹️

My head hurts.

Mark Twain

“Full fathom five thy father lies.” (The Tempest by William Shakespear)

The Fink hits one out of the park!

How deep is your line?

‘Cause we’re living in a world of Id(-iots)

Breaking us down when they all should let us drink

We belong to ID and Fink

Sometimes it pays to be short and short armed.

Blanch is unfathomable!