Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for July 08, 2023

I’m sure that he would like to get away for a while or maybe longer.

He would if he could

Looks like Spookingdorf is building up to tunnel time.

Great idea but I can’t, just now….

Maybe the guard can let him out for the day to see a sports game as long as he promises to return afterward: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vhQkhppsZ4M

A change of scenery would do him good, so put him in a different cell.

Familiarity breeds contempt, so they say.

If only….

Well you have the keys, dummy. So put up or shut up.

He’s been in there so long, the idea of being out…spooks him.

I love the way his toes fold over because his feet are too big. Reminds me of Don Martin’s cartoons in Mad Magazine.