Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for September 02, 2023

Methane

Fast lateral shuffle. Typical.

Didn’t know Blanche had a twin brother?

gesundheit

Ah, he’s touched a nerve there. Unfortunately, it’s the nerve that makes me sneeze.

Competition reaches a feverish pitch.

we have haying, ragweed, and goldenrod right now. the big three allergens for me.

When in the spring when flowers bloom and robins sing my wife goes “ker-chooing” with her constant sneezing.!

A friend was considering buying a farm, but when he went to look at it, it was obvious that there was a detail the real estate agent had “neglected” to mention. It was right next to a large pig farm.

How about fertilizer smell pollution.

Muck-spreading. Spreading mounds of cow platts that have beeen left to mature with straw and are now ready to be used as fertiliser.