Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 01, 2023

Who cares if he gets married, he should just abdicate.

It’s a stable thought……

I didn’t know the castle had a garage.

Apropos of nothing

I doubt there’s a woman besides his mother that would put up with the fink…

A commoner? How does one “common”?

Thought he’d say even if he never married, I’d still want that.