Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for December 15, 2023

Well it’s diplomatic……….

It has a high sense of self preservation or a low threshold for pain.

As Larry Fine once said “I lose more mirrors that way.”

She was hoping the soft focus would help.

It depends on who “them all” is.

That mirror just saved her 7 years of bad luck – to go with the 7+ that brought her to her current appearance.

Ha! Likely story…..

I think I’ll nail polish this glass…

Lucky for old mirror. Alternative, not you fatso. Maybe Liz Taylor.

tell her the truth and she’ll kick your glass