Wizard of Id Classics by Parker and Hart for February 19, 2025

Well, no doubt, he’s the tallest fink in Id.

Tall tales

Well, compared to, say, a cockroach, he is.

I think the Fink should have asked, “Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the unfairest one of all?”.

The mirror knows basketball. Also knows survival means never admitting it.

it’s ‘75 – I’ve been married two years. living in LA. two years from my college degree. traveling on weekends with a group performing. wondering what life holds for the future……. it’s 2025. I’m retired. Kareem hasn’t played in decades, nor Magic, nor Worthy, nor Rambis, nor Scott. showtime. threepeat. …………Kids all grown, kids of their own. WOW, seems to go pretty fast these lifetimes.

Oy!

Just accept the truth, FINK!

You re just a short~sĦit. You’ve always been and you’ll always be a short sĦit! So there!

Just in case some younger readers don’t get this, Kareem Abdul-Jabbar is a former American basketball player. He played professionally for 20 seasons for the Milwaukee Bucks and Los Angeles Lakers in the NBA and played college basketball for the UCLA Bruins as a center. He won a record six NBA Most Valuable Player awards. And btw, he was 7 ft 2 in tall.

You are the tallest Fink in Id.

Old reference to an NBA player.

To an ant you are, oops did I say that part out loud?