Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for November 25, 2009

  1. Veggie tales
    Yukoner  over 15 years ago

    ā€œI need three volunteers - you, you, and you.ā€

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  2. Hyacinth macaw
    sjoujke  over 15 years ago

    Just curiousā€¦.what would have happened if they hadnā€™t opened the draft notices????

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  3. But eo
    Rakkav  over 15 years ago

    Had George Orwell lived then, he couldā€™ve written a book about the Kingdom of Id called 984.

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  4. Grog poop
    GROG Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Why do I get the feeling Iā€™ve just volunteered?

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    pschearer Premium Member over 15 years ago

    Iā€™m reminded of how that jerk Sen. Harry Reid tried to explain that Americans pay their income taxes voluntarily. How stupid does he think we are?!

    Although I volunteered, I served in the draftee Army, and on average it wasnā€™t nearly as competent as our volunteer Army which all Americans should be proud of. No free country needs to enslave its citizens to defend itself. The all-volunteer Army is one of the great advances of freedom in my lifetime, up there with the fall of the Soviet Union.

    (984! Good one, J.R.!)

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    Allan CB Premium Member over 15 years ago

    I donā€™t like being Voluntold ā€¦

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    ferndip  over 15 years ago

    it will be a reality soon.

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    Trainwreck_1  over 15 years ago

    Iā€™ve been wondering what the thought process must have been like for those that ā€œvolunteeredā€ to fight for our independence from England? Maybe something like: ~~Itā€™s time to be willing to die for something rather than just living for nothingā€¦

    Or is this the way weā€™re starting to feel again?

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    DolphinGirl78  over 15 years ago

    More like ā€œvoluntoldā€, quite common in government offices in Canadaā€¦

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  10. Honk if you hate dallas
    briankblough  over 15 years ago

    Iā€™m reminded of advice my AF recruiter gave me. ā€œWhen the TI (Training Instructor) asks for volunteers to step forward, everyone step BACK. The one fool still standing in place just ā€˜volunteeredā€™.ā€ PRICELESS advice I still follow all these (30) years later. <:-)

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