Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 13, 2010

That doesn’t even look like toast to me.

Continue that Wiz and you’ll be toast.

Problems of marrying a magician.

A toaster may be more environment-friendly too. (cough-cough)

The problem of marrying a modern woman, wizardry may be the only way you can expect to get an easy breakfast. ;)

If I had the power of a Wiz..Blanch would look like Tiffiney Cohan.

I’m afraid there is only so much magic can do, and Blanch is well beyond that.

Yeah, but will those lightning bolts bake biscuits?

That would be too easy Blanch.

Whatever happened to “Frammin’ at the jim jam, frippin’ on the krotz? Wiz is going Harry Potter on us.

Magic words seems to always use faux-latin nowadays. Is that from Harry Potter influence, or was it like that before?

But can the Wiz do four slices at once? Or a bagel?

Definitely from Harry Potter influence… although nostalgia sets in around here every so often and it becomes pseudo-Yiddish.

electrified toast.

I love this one, nice try wiz!