Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 12, 2011

Best two outta three?

Look at Rodney sweat.

Looks like the Hun has already been killed a couple of times.

C’mon, Hun, be a sport.

Rodney in a fight to the death?

This is a last fight to the death, and I mean it! All those other ones didn’t count.

Maybe this guy is a Hun but with that helmet, he looks more like he works for Otto von Bismark.

Where’s Errol Flynn when you need him?

TexTech– Germans were Huns, at least slangwise

I bet my hero Rodney could outrun that Hun.

RSHIVE Broke my little boy heart when I learned my favorite swashbuckler was bleeep as a three dollar bill (not that there’s anything wrong with that). My sister however was wondering why she couldn’t carry my deer rifle on a flight to LA.

All the Finklanders sure are small in stature.

Rock Hudson was you favorite Buckler of swashes, lew? Maybe a Swishbuckler would have been a better name?

Hun-chback of Who’s that dame?

The mighty Flynn had more problems with the bottle than the “sword” , lew. Don’t believe everything you hear.

I prefer a fight to the pain!

^Yes, Prince Humperdink, to the pain!

I’m a lover, not a fighter. Course, I’m not too successful at that either.

How would that work if you believe in reincarnation?

Teresa:

Bret Maverick! And the next thing he said was: “A thousand to one looks like pretty good odds to me!”