Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 07, 2012

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    Llewellenbruce  almost 13 years ago

    Then what are you going to do that day?

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    Steve Bartholomew  almost 13 years ago

    That’s the day the world ends. Or civilization as we know it. Or something, anyway.

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    kbyrdleroy123  almost 13 years ago

    He won’t make the kid King. He’ll make him a sacrificial lamb.

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    BigChiefDesoto  almost 13 years ago

    To won’t be ‘de fault’ of the government then, will it.

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    tirnaaisling  almost 13 years ago

    The day the debt is not paid in full the kings head is accepted as payment.

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    Yukoneric  almost 13 years ago

    Those crazy Mayans took a beer break and forgot all about getting back to work.

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    adubman  almost 13 years ago

    “Hey kid! Would you ‘mayan’ taking over for the day?”

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    tigre1  almost 13 years ago

    And THAT’S why there are NO smart Repubs running for prez…not the date, the default!

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    iced tea  almost 13 years ago

    It’s the end of the world as we know it!

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    JP Steve Premium Member almost 13 years ago

    Can’t you just drop into the Mayan dentist’s office and pick up a calendar for the next millennium?

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    Trainwreck_1  almost 13 years ago

    When the Spaniards forced the Mayans to distroy all their Mayan Codices have you ever wondered why there are only four that were saved? To my way of thinking it might mean these are/were the most important! One of which is the codex about the “End Of Days” 21 December, 2012 If this is true then maybe this would be a good enough reason to risk saving them/it…

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    scrabblefiend  almost 13 years ago

    What happened when the Mayan calendar ended about 28,000 years ago? A new calendar started. Have scientists ever mentioned anything about disasters that happened back then? All I can say is to have a real fabulous New Year’s eve party on 12/21/2012!

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    Lyons Group, Inc.  almost 13 years ago

    That’s the eve of my 53rd birthday.

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