Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for February 03, 2012

That’s part of why they invented fire…

What, you want Hot Pants?

Try marching in a tin can,cold or hot.

Well, p’raps if he’d chosen the ‘Warm Knight’ education, he’d have a ‘Warm Knight Suit’ instead!

I wonder what they did if they had to go to the bathroom while wearing that armor.

Must have forgot his under armor.

Long day’s journey into a cold knight.

You don’t want to keep the armor right next to the fire unless you are looking for some serious second degree burns. Or worse.

Dummy! I said get your gear, not put on your gear! Now get your rear outta that gear!

Complaining ninny! Make him do fifty push ups!

Never thought of that!

We had to go on a late night scuba dive and was told to hang our wet suits out side. It frooze that night and we had to suit up early. We coulden’t even bend the wet suits.

Iron this for me, will you? it’ll warm it up a little bit…

Mark Twain in “A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur’s Court” had an accurate description of what it’s like to wear a suit of armor.

And you thought “Cold Floor Shock” was bad…

yeah and toga parties are way more fun than armour parties :)