Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for September 06, 2012

Does it have On Star too?

GPS – Gone Permanently… Sucker.

How much horse power does it have?

Honest Ed’s . . . Now there’s an establishment of which we should steer clear.

It’s the latest, it’s the greatest, now available at Honest Ed’s.Sells you the car, then you’re just back to being an annoyance.Ed: “You bought it here?”.“I said that?’.

Car salesmen and lawyers-Strings attached and fine print.

Use it in the daytime and you, too, could wear an eye patch; just as the pirates do.

Rodney is also a high-ranking naval official. Of course he knows how to use a sextant. (hee, hee, hee)

Hiw much horse power does it have? Im sure he woukd like to know how many horses he’ll need. BTW what will be a gps? A map, a nagging woman with a map?

Update your tom tom a few times and you might not get lost.We update our $99 tom twice a year and it doesn’t squawk recalculate over and over.

Had a GPS that was in German in San Francisco a few years ago. Took me forever to get it to operate in English. Danke Gott.

Old sarge

I love coming here, just for the educational value. I got the joke immediately, but I was thinking, “oh yeah, that’s that thingy that they used to navigate ships with. What IS that thing called again?” Sextant. Thanks! :)

They worked great on clear nights for determining latitude, ie 47 deg North – but not on longitude, ie how far E/W.Question: If you were 0.0 0.0 0.0 (Lat, Long, Altitude, where would you be?

Got my GPS at CVS Pharmacy for $19.95, complete with windshield mounting bracket, car charger, home charger & instruction book. It’s in the black & yellow GPS For Dummies box in the electronics section and works just as good, if not better, than my old $149.00 Tom Tom.