Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for January 31, 2014

That is important if you go to the hospital .

Try for two out of three Rodney.

Not no mo’ you don’t

Good that Rodney listened to his Mum.

“Wang”. Lol.

Both knights have a big schnozz

One word: commando.

Ya know? You’re told that your entire life. I now know a person that has worked ER. She’s getting a call today: gotta know if it really matters that much.

In Medieval times, they used blunted lances for tournaments. Still didn’t keep lots of people from getting hurt though.

No one?“UnderArmor!”

Yeah, it is. And the need for accuracy isn’t overwhelming. But I do sort of enjoy the side trips to other stuff, as long as it doesn’t get too political.

Isn’t ‘Rodney’ just another for ‘comic’?

From “Monty Python and the Holy Grail” – I soiled my armor I was so scared – Sir Robin.

He said, briefly

“Had” being the operative word….

- When you arrive in the ER-Sometimes when you arrive in the ER and surgery is necessary, they cut you out of whatever mangled clothes you still have left on….

Nope…it’s because the armor was made in China!