Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for August 18, 2014

If those are real teams, I know next to nothing about these things, then the first two came off pretty good :-)

How would you like a Washington N.F.L. team named after one of you?

A soccer team called the Henrys?

We had a high school near us who were the Green Dragons. Henry would be proud. Also one called the Millionaires, which might be apropos to the Fink.

Professional teams don’t have that much imagination typically. But some years back before they got the Rams, St. Louis almost had the Purple Stallions.

Dragons, Wizards, Knights, Kings. Ugh.

More specific. One will be a nhl team one will be a minor league baseball team, one will be a nba team and the other will be in everything

Just be sure there is no reference to Native Americans in your team name. It is a sensitive issue here in the states…

Grasshopper walks into a bar and orders a beer..Bartender: “Did you know we have a drink named after you?”.Grasshopper: “You have a drink named Irving?”

Massive nit-pick #17a:since this strip ostensibly takes place in medieval Europe (based on the many ‘Hun’ references), the term used for the sport referenced by the fortuneteller would be ‘football’, not ‘soccer’…

It’s hard to top the name of my High School Alma Mater.http://www.cbsnews.com/videos/town-proud-of-criminal-history/

Not if anyone of them has an Indian name.

Washington has already a name after one of them (Washington Wizards).