Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for December 22, 2014

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    Miny Boy  almost 10 years ago

    eeeeeeeviiilllll, eeeeeeeeeevilllllllll….yeah….

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    Argythree  almost 10 years ago

    I’ll pass, thanks…

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    LobosSolos Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Nice.

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    Kim Metzger Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    O Christmas treeO Christmas treeYou scared the bleepOut of me

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    rshive  almost 10 years ago

    Saves money on decorations too.

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    Aaberon  almost 10 years ago

    Ahhhhh: Rum!

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    carlosrivers  almost 10 years ago

    it’s still a christmas tree….

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    librisleo  almost 10 years ago

    Now, that’s scary!!

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    nosirrom  almost 10 years ago

    Serve your Christmas tree some grog and it’ll light up too.

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    Rwill  almost 10 years ago

    Christmas at Milliways.

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    xSigoff Premium Member almost 10 years ago

    Thanks! You reminded me to get mine out and set it up to harass the cat.

    ;-)

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    legaleagle48  almost 10 years ago

    Oh yeah, that would totally creep me out!

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    damifid0  almost 10 years ago

    Shazzamm,shazam. :) Peace.

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    dutchs  almost 10 years ago

    A tree that can eat your cat if he tries to climb it. Yeah!

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    ImpishCoder  almost 10 years ago

    Shut up and take my money!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 10 years ago

    Give it some jellyfish and firefly phosphors.

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    neverenoughgold  almost 10 years ago

    Clap On Clap Off… The Clapper

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    2252895  almost 10 years ago

    We have a dancing moose to the tune of Jingle Bells. Cute.

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    tirnaaisling  almost 10 years ago

    The only thing that should be allowed to be a G.M.O. should be humans, solve the issues of food/energy scarcity and disease that way, make us capable of living off a bean a day, thrive in the cold and be immune to most illnesses, simply slice some sparrow, eider duck and cockroach DNA into the human genome, and leave the rest of nature alone ;-)

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 10 years ago

    @DreamScourgeGenetically modify anything which strikes your fancy.A plant which covers roofs to waterproof them and produce seedless watermelons along the edges.An organism which eats all garbage and grows houses. (It should also clean the floors afterward.)An organism which duplicates the functions of an undiseased human heart, kidney, lung, spleen, arm.A plant which covers a field and produces and collects turpentine or maple sap or orange juice or latex sap or heptane or glucose or peanut oil or whatever you would like. Make it a perennial so it doesn’t die or stop producing or need tilling, planting and weeding.

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    Hunter7  almost 10 years ago

    You’re boxed tree is scary enough. But this tree in Wiz – time for the kids playpen and cage it! … then run!

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  almost 10 years ago

    “Just add photophores from jellyfish and octopus and you have one self lit GMO pine tree! Though some do develop tentacles and can grab you.”.Reasonably humorous, as long as we remember the genes for phosphoresence are not associated with the genes for body development such as tentacles and muscles.

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