Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 09, 2015

See, he just seems too much of a friendly, jokester, smiley-sort of wizard to be a dark wizard. But he does conjur up critters, so I guess he’s a dark wizard by definition…

The pointy hat is also cheating.

I’ve always been “overweight”. Even when people were offering me food because they thought I was too thin.

lol … he shoulda just wore a taller hat.

Should have floated while being weighed instead.

The Dark Knight errr Wizard Rises

My Dr. told me “I was in good shape for the shape I was in !”

The pointy hat isn’t cheating if it matches the top of his head.

(Not that the rules require dark wizards to follow the rules.)

Hey, keep your feet on the ground, you cheater. LOL.