Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 26, 2016

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    Flash Gordon  over 8 years ago

    What about the insides?

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    Wilde Bill  over 8 years ago

    Actually, the rhyme was a riddle. Egg was the answer. I remember seeing this in a book of nursery rhymes as a child.

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    flyertom  over 8 years ago

    This looks like a job for…Lazer Bond!

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    thirdguy  over 8 years ago

    He looks like a shell of his former self.

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    mourdac Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Day before Easter, bad time to be an egg.

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    Diat60  over 8 years ago

    Eggzactly!

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    Enter.Name.Here  over 8 years ago

    AAiiiiee! Brought back from the dead, it’s the Frankenstein Humpty!

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    zeexenon  over 8 years ago

    This one cracked me up.

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    neverenoughgold  over 8 years ago

    As Curly would say if you egged him on, “Yolk yolk yolk!”

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    rshive  over 8 years ago

    But why was Humpty sitting on the wall? There’s a book (whose title I forget) featuring Detective Joe Dumpty that delves into this.

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    Thomas & Tifffany Connolly  over 8 years ago

    I’m guessing that the yoke is scrambled!

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    gammaguy  over 8 years ago

    Alas, poor yolk, I knew him wall.

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