Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 25, 2016

@ sarazan7 yesterday.Only on a cheap rubber backed mat. She was only about 4mths old and it was cold and wet.

Pillows can really hurt if you use them with enough force.

Know your weapons and how to use them: Smother him!

I’m SPARTACUS!

“Cardinal Biggles? Poke him with the soft cushion!”

Very little bloodshed, unless you’re the one who provided the feathers.

Who is “they”? Isn’t he talking to the dictator?

human beings would find a way to kill each other even with pillow fighting

Come back and fight like a man!

That’s no fun!

sarazan7 said,“I’m SPARTACUS!”..“No I AM SPARTACUS ".“No. You’re Kirk Douglas and you’re Tony Curtis. Has anybody seen Spartacus? Got a package from FedEx for him.”

Dummies! Everyone knows you get models in lingerie to have pillow fights! If that’ doesn’t work there’s always female mud wrestling.