Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 24, 2016

True. He takes the wee out of Halloween.

Aye C.L. sure and I wish someone would take the wee outa him!

Am I reading the right comic strip? The Fink actually aiding the American Dental Association?

Yes, Wiz, he’s a Man. And a Monster. And a FINK, don’t forget.

I give out two dollar bills.

They have a picture of Jefferson on them.

Poor Lactobacillus acidophilus and Streptococcus mutans! With the Fink so evilly handing out oral hygiene aids they won’t get any delicious decaying dental tissue to devour!

“Real life zombies”? There’s an oxymoron for you.

Hey Wiz, “My servants never die!” Signed, Mercy

Well, I’m still relatively new to this site, so I still haven’t watched any new comics recently… wait, have you been following my progress?

The Fink needs to have his own teeth removed. I’ve got a pair of pliers, would anyone volunteer to hold him down for me??

oh well

The pure horror!!

Better than razor blades in apples.