Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 27, 2016

Geeez, He looks really sick !

Is she wearing bird feet shoes, or does she just have funky feet?

Yeah it just sits there mocking you.

Correction. This is why you buy Halloween candy before the day of. :)

Oye Blanche Luv,and what Halloween candy would ye be referring to?

Oye and here we have the WIZ,feeling the effects of his new invention: The Sugar Rush!

Then when the day comes, you can’t have the fun along with the rest of the people and you’ll regret it. It’s just like trying to open the Christmas presents before the 25th.

I haven’t opened the package yet. If I do, I’ll have to buy more before Halloween.

She is just wading through wrappers.

At first glance, I thought her feet were backwards, but on expanding the picture – what the heck? Are those heels with a post in the middle of the sole, or bird feet, or what?

We buy candy after Halloween, when it is on closeout. This way, when the next Halloween rolls around, it costs us a whole lot less to give it away…

Don’t buy candy until 5 minutes before trick or treat time and do not own the bag on the way home. If there is still some left, give the whole caboodle to the last kid.

been there, done that!

buy candy whenever you wish

share if you wish

hog it if you wish

Very true.