Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for May 23, 2019

She didn’t lie; the creature’s name is Ocean.

The ocean’s been eating garlic.

Don’t know why I was thinking “George Clooney”, but then I remember in “Ocean’s 11”, his characters name was Danny Ocean…https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0240772/?ref_=nv_sr_2?ref_=nv_sr_2

Well, at least it wasn’t some clown trying to sell him insurance or a nimrod telling him he is late with his taxes.

Wooosh yourself….

Blow in my ear and I will follow you anywhere. ;-}

So, that’s how it works. I always wondered.

So you hold a shell to your ear, on the beach next to the sea and you can hear the ocean, fancy that! On the Somme in 1916 would have been something special!

“shark attack!”

Were I to find a conch shell and hold it to my ear I’d hear “fritter.” Or “chowder.”

He’s standing by the ocean!

I can’t believe it. I actually laughed at Wizard of Id!

Ear worm alert ;)

We’re at the beach!

Now THAT made me laugh. Thank you!

Hee hee hee. Made me laugh out loud. For a long time, too.

Wizard: “You’re a long way from Bikini Bottom, you know!”

Oops, wrong shell!!