Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 03, 2019

Word choice, right?

Sorry, Rodney, the Marines already have a job.

Know that the highest salaries always go to the biggest con men.

Well paid? By who’s standards?

If they’re already well-paid, why would they even bother?

…looking for a few good hired killers

You’d have a better chance of buying it online…oh sorry, wrong “A Few Good Men” (https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0104257/?ref_=nv_sr_1?ref_=nv_sr_1)

Never volunteer before you find out what you’re volunteering for.

There it is!

“The Marines are looking for a few good men. You ain’t it.” -Clint Eastwood, heartbreak ridge.

Do they have a 40-hour work week and top-notch benefits?!? Are their families well-provided for, too?

See today’s “Working Days”.

The survivors (if any) can split the money.

That’s what happens when you go to Illinois government offices to recruit.

Currently well paid or currently desiring to be well paid?

That sounds like a lead up to an opportunity to ‘volunteer’. Nope!

You will always get people when you show the dough.