Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for October 05, 2019

Get off your high horse, Your Majesty!

… and his feet STILL don’t reach the stirrups!

And close to being drawn a little bit better. Still, no dice. Half a star.

Perfect horse and a horses a$$ in the saddle.

He took a flying leap…..he used a ladder, sillies!

Hope he brought a parachute for when he wants to get off the horse!

Riding tall in the saddle. Didn’t they say that about Gary Cooper?

For when he’s feeling self-righteous.

with his height, any horse is a tall one to him.

Reminds me of the king in “Shrek”. . .wonder if that king was based on this one. . .

Shot neck giraffes are hard to come by!

Well, I suppose that’s one way to be tall in the saddle

D’ye think he’s. . . compensating?

Siri: Switch screen to “Landscape”

Talk about Kingy gettin’ on his high horse…

Used the tower window.

Now if he can just get a better saddle.

Ain’t nobody gonna sneak up on him.

Just don’t fall off of your high horse. It could be fatal.

Maybe he had a special gantry system built like the ones they used to mount fully armored knights onto their horses. His just had to be tall rather than able to lift a couple hundred pounds of armor plus a knight onto a horse.

Rock a bye Kingie on the horse top, don’t fall off, it’s a hell of a drop

You can’t fool me! That’s High Boy, the Giant Horse of Oz, it is! (And you mount him by telling him to telescope his legs down.)

I think he bought it from Salvador Dali.